i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
I want to try all of these! Especially, even though this sounds so wrong, The False King… »
*hides in shame*
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
This is what anime sounds like to our parents
ITS THE THING
HEL P I CANT BRETAHE
I bet if you pronounce all this in front of a mirror three times in a row Ancient Japanese spirits will emerge out of the walls with howls of victory and rejoicing and you will turn Asian
Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling
Disney home of sluts in the making
When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women..
go brenda and be responsible
OMG today in class teacher was teaching and a kid said RUDE FUNNY THING and teacher was like RUDER FUNNIER THING and the kid was so suprise his hair got on FIRE and he had to be put in HOPSITAL for FIRE HAIR and the whole class was like SILENTS AMAZE trye story 100 % i swear
um . I thonk u made this up for note? ???
frist of all how dare yo u